I am a user and Admin on D&D wiki. I suppose you could describe me as D&D Wiki's The Lord of the Rings "Expert" and amature Arachnologist. I am primarily a wargamer- Warhammer and 40k (and their LotR Counterpart). I generally play Tyranids, Eldar (that means "Elves" in Quendi), Chaos Space Marines, Ogres, Goblins, Vampire counts, Goblins (LotR), Spiders (LotR) and soon to be Elves (Warhammer). I may well have Drow blood, although this may be impossible.
Spider (very, very much, so much so that I may well have drow blood...), Warhammer (Best game ever, no question), Warhammer 40,000, The Lord of the Rings (best fantasy world ever), Top Gear, Doctor Who, lamborghini murcielago (I love that car...), D&D, parodies, having a stupidly large amount of books on my person, being weird deliberately to scare people, and many more things...
LotR computer games (they make LotR look bad), motor bikes, Eragon (I have a therory about his opinions towards elves which is very shocking...), non-fantasy or Sci-fi books, people who claim spiders are insects (rather than arachnids), arachnophobia, female goblins [shudder], Mini (the car) and many more things...